Are you from Tennessee?
Pickup Lines to Use
BY ALISON ROSEN
"Nice shoes. Wanna put them in that box over there?"
"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because the movers are going to be here soon, so we should put it in bubble wrap."
"Your father must have been a thief, because I can't find the duct tape."
"The word of the day is 'tarp.' What do you say we go back to my place and spread the word?"
"Mind if I put my junk in your box?"
"If this bed's a-rockin' ... maybe it's not worth taking to the new place?"